If I had to lead my life without you O’Bangalore, my life will be Delhi, my days will be hotter
If I had to lead my life without you O’ Bangalore, my life will be in Delhi, my monsoons will be wetter
I will save money and travelling woos
Let me also say this to you
Nothings gonna change my love for you
After all here I found love and life too
Speak Hindi and make better food will you?
Mend the roads and traffic chaos too
Nothings gonna change my love for you
You gave me my love and life back too
So What all you have is big Hype
You took me off my feet with a lot of swipe
If I had to lead my life in Delhi
I will be closer to home, I will save a lot of money
If I had to lead my life, it has to be in Delhi
She has all the wows, she has all the oomph
But dont’t worry darling Bangalore
Finally am in love with you too
So hold me now, mend the roads and the traffic chaos too
Stop cutting trees and stop selling crap
Stop all that Hate Northy slogan and badge
coz, nothings gonna change my love for you
so what you are all hype and poopoo
Auto wallas here are so arrogant
The men are lecherous, they all have stiff groin
Customer service non existent,
Good Food non eligible in resturants
All I have is crosses and Mains
Where I get lost and look for my Sane
Then Airtel gives automated calls
13 times to make my sanity fall
To make matters interesting
The calls are all in Kannada recording
When I call 121, they refuse to offer a solution
Then I bang my head on the wall
Followed by a post on blog
which gets me comments that read “we hate you all”
labelled as job stealers and northy
I now have doubts on my worthy
BUT
Nothings gonna change my love for you
Coz I found my love and my life too
So what potato costs 20 bucks
Mutton 200 and Onion 25, O Shucks
Hold me now, mend the road and traffic signals too
I cant live a day without thinking of you
I will miss the Chamrajpet Charles and Sultan School of Speechaaa….too
The right-aa the Left-aa and the orange gajra to name a few
No THING…gonna change…..


Liked the post. Really nice.
Very well written
This is very funny. Those northie haters on Mutiny should read this.
nicely written. some of my feelings on bangalore which you may find interesting.
http://dreaminthemaking.blogspot.com/2008/08/autowallas-in-bangalore.html
any feedback appreciated.
Dear Dr. Motion,
This post was an inspiration for me to write a post.. Very well written!
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edrich ajay Dsouza
Mg road vbtc
banglore
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