Read somewhere, “Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.” Read on a “Out Look” magazine’s T-shirt, “You are your own opinion”.
Therefore I conclude, “You are your own asshole”
Which means, if you see 2 people kissing, it is actually 2 assholes kissings. The quest is to find which is a more amusing asshole. End of the day we all are one big asshole in the body of the big bang theory.